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[selfdissecting]

[ heart like a frog leaping around in her throat ] Because I do not want to hear it.

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Oh, brother.

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No. No, Pascal.

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So you don't want me to help?

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[ fearful frustration leaps from the void ]

—With what?

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Wingmanning. Full pun intended.

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[ oh

my

elder

god ]

No! [ her cheeks are turning a splotchy purple-pink ] I am not going to mess up someone else's life, I am not giving Vesper and Phosphor a reason to look a second time at anyone else who works here, there is nothing and no one to wingman for—

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Then I'll leave it alone.

But I bet he's a good kisser.

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[ actually for real picks the stress ball up off his desk and throws it at him

badly ]

You are free to find out!!

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Don't throw things . . . this is an office . . .

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[ it bounces off the wall and lands sadly on the floor and Maeve is left standing there looking mortified ]

You are a demon man.

[ gurl be less dramatique ]

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Woooooow. I told you I'd leave it alone.

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[ ducks their head, unconsciously pressing the thumb of a non-dominant hand to their lip. it's in their head now, Ceciliano kissing Pascal, kissing them, filling the spaces between thoughts ]

...I really can't...

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Can't what.

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[ can't form relationships ]

You have me thinking about it now, Pascal!! Aasimar are really... too much...

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He's just a big stuffed animal. Big pigeon. Don't be intimidated.

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Pascal!

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Stop yelling at me!! I'm being supportive!!

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[ hands in their hair ]

Don't look so pleased with yourself. Oh... no....

[ still purple-pink, actually really purple-pink now ]

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Believe me, I'm not pleased with myself.

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[ that does the work of breaking through, somewhat ]

...mn. Right.

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Anyway . . .

Ceciliano's not stupid. He's going to figure it out.

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[ two corporate employees who would rather die than talk about themselves ]

There is nothing to figure out. I am not going to do anything and I am not going to say anything. He is like everyone else here. We just work together sometimes.